A hot off the press emergency medicine resident in the heartland. Trained abroad; an incorrigible wanderer. Join me as I readjust to American life and try not to (further) damage my patients, one shift at a time. . .
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Not quite clear on the whole "baby" concept yet?
Chief complaint of the day
"Good morning! Why did you bring your 4 day old in to be seen today?"
"Well, he sleeps all the time. Like even in the day. But then he wakes up in the night. Oh. And he cries a lot."
If you could fix these problems you'd be wealthier than Bill Gates!
ReplyDelete*headdesk*
ReplyDeleteclearly someone had no idea what they were getting into...