Spelling 101

True baby name:

Lyllylla (I attempted to pronounce this as written and mom stared at me like I was a
block of cement. "It's Li-la." ::what's-wrong-with-you-glare::)

Bruklon (Mom: we just love New York.)

Teon and Tion (Twins! Pronunciation? Exactly the same.)

Sir Prince William (What do I even say when I enter the room? I said "William?" ::withering death stare from dad:: "It's Sir Prince. William's his middle name." My bad.)

Babyboy (A 32 year old. Legal name.)