Patient(bursting in without an appointment): I saw a commercial for a drug! I need you to give it to me.
Doctor: Do you know the name of the drug?
Patient: It was on tv! With the people! It's supposed to work good. I need it.
Doctor: Well, do you know what the drug is for?
Patient: It's. A. Pill. The one with the commercial on tv!! It was on the tv! Last night! For people. To feel better. They said it works really really good. I need a pill that works good! Give it to me.
Later in the conversation. . .
Doctor: ::gives up:: Okay, we can talk about medication in a minute. Is there anything else I can help you with.
Patient: My shoes have anxiety.
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lol...That was funny :)
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