Saturday, September 20, 2008

Trauma bay quote of the day

Young man comes in after being stabbed with a butcher knife in the buttocks, both arms, and lower abdomen. Doctor begins a head to toe exam, pushing on his spine, stomach, neck, head etc. to assess for injuries.

Doctor: Tell me where it hurts.
Patient: Ummm, mostly where there are holes in me.


Logical.

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