And apparently we're doctors

The results of a vote on the two pieces of information the current residents wished they had known as interns:

1. They sometimes shut down the ice cream machine in the 24 hour McDonald's at 1am so any "code white" should be called, at the latest, around 12:45 am.

2. The middle button on your pager makes the screen light up.


Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we hold the lives of your children literally in our hands, and as a collective group, we could not, over the course of an entire year, figure out how to make our pagers light up.

Thinking about calling a code white right now. ..