Scopes MD: So ma'am (stretching the term a bit), what makes your rectal pain worse?
Patient: When I wear a thong.
A hot off the press emergency medicine resident in the heartland. Trained abroad; an incorrigible wanderer. Join me as I readjust to American life and try not to (further) damage my patients, one shift at a time. . .
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- cross-culteral communication ; international health
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- doctors
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