Actual stroll-by conversation while pre-rounding this morning.
Large angry pre-op small bowel obstruction patient: Hey doctor! Doctor!! Doctor!!!!!1!
Me ::poking my head in::: Umm, yes sir?
LAP: Are surgeons born or hatched?
Me: Well. . . as a general rule they tend to be human beings, so I'm going to go with born.
LAP: Then why won't those m***f*** chickens let me have a drink of water??!!!
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