Resident: Has your [9 month old] baby started eating solid foods yet?
Dad: Well, yes. Mostly we feed him skittles.
::long pause::
Resident: I'm not sure that we would recommend skittles for a nine month old. They're a choking hazard.
Dad: No, it's okay. I chew them up for him first.
2 comments:
HA. i know that shouldn't be funny but it really really is. -maribeth
Aww, it's like mama-bird & baby-bird!
Yikes! Maybe it's time to revisit the idea of requiring training and a license before folks can make a baby. Wait, I'm not allowed to say that.
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