Patient: No way doc, I gave all that stuff up. I'm totally clean now. A new man. No drugs for me.
Me: Okay. So when was the last time you used any drugs?
Patient: Saturday.
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A hot off the press emergency medicine resident in the heartland. Trained abroad; an incorrigible wanderer. Join me as I readjust to American life and try not to (further) damage my patients, one shift at a time. . .
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