Oh no!

You know it's a Saturday night when not one, but three, of your patients are arrested while under your care in the emergency department.

For the record: screaming "fuck the cops!" while displaying your kill the police tattoo as you walk by the, well, cops, sitting at the security desk, intentionally peeing on your nurse (twice), and trying to hump an ultrasound machine, all poor ways to pass the time while you're waiting for your doctor.